Mattison ([info]agnosticoracle) wrote,
@ 2008-09-22 10:30:00
Previous Entry  Add to memories!  Tell a Friend!  Next Entry
Help with your credit card debt
I know many of you have credit card or mortgage debt problems. I have a proposal to help solve your problem. Write me a check for $1000 that I will use to get you out of debt and sign a contract that says that
Decisions by Mattison pursuant to the authority of this contract are non-reviewable and committed to Mattison's discretion, and may not be reviewed by any court of law or any administrative agency.
What you don't want to do that? What if instead of $1000 to me, it was $700 Trillion to George W. Bush?

Perhaps you should Call your congress critter and politely tell them giving George Bush a blank check is not sound economic policy.


(Post a new comment)


[info]lucazzo
2008-09-22 04:38 pm UTC (link)
As a minimum, I'd expect the government (i.e taxpayers) to receive a large amount of shares from these companies. If there's going to be a bill of $3-5000 per capita for these bailouts, there better be a way of getting a massive tax cut out oc it if the bailout were to work.

(Reply to this) (Thread)


[info]agnosticoracle
2008-09-22 04:45 pm UTC (link)
I'm sure we can trust George Bush. See what he was able to do in Iraq for only $581 Billion. Imagine what he can do for the American economy with $700 Billion!

(Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)


[info]lucazzo
2008-09-22 05:04 pm UTC (link)
Uhm.... leave it worse than it was before?

(Reply to this) (Parent)


Create an Account
Forgot your login or password?
Login w/ OpenID
English • Español • Deutsch • Русский…